15 Jokes about C# that may literally save your day

We here at the mcode mansion flat know the burden of having to work in C#. That's why we have built Hercules to upgrade and update your code. And the editors love jokes, as you probably know by now.

1. How do you teach a C# class? By drawing the curtains and saying, "A class is like a blueprint, except it has no windows."

2. Why did the C# developer get locked out of his house? Because he forgot his keys and couldn't access his dictionary.

3. Why are C# developers so good at playing hide-and-seek? Because they're experts in encapsulation.

4. What did the C# developer have for breakfast? C-hash.

5. Why do C# programmers always carry a ladder? To reach the higher-level code.

6. How does a C# developer throw a stress ball? By wrapping it in a try-catch block and throwing an exception.

7. Why did the JavaScript developer go broke? Because he couldn't compete with the C# developer's strong typing.

8. Why don't C# developers like going to the beach? Because they prefer staying in their IDEs, surrounded by code waves.

9. Why did the C# developer go broke? Because he didn't know the value of "null"!

10. Why did the C# developer break up with her boyfriend? He couldn't handle his infinite loops!

11. How do you comfort a sad C# developer? Just give them one chocolate("byte")!

12. Why did the C# developer bring a ladder to the networking party? Because he heard the drinks were on a higher "port"!

13. Why did the C# developer refuse to go to the popular club with others? Because he preferred to "de-queue" alone!

14. Why did the C# developer go broke? Because he lost all his inheritance!

15. Why did the C# developer always bring jewelry to work? Because he heard his boss was object-oriented!