Modular and microservices: what's so funny?
Literally we get paid to write these. Our dream was Hollywood.
Why did the modular code refuse to go to the party? Because it didn't want to deal with all the dependencies showing up uninvited!
How does modular code explain its love life? It says, "I'm in a committed relationship with abstraction, but sometimes I cheat with encapsulation!"
Why did the microservices code break up with its partner? Because it couldn't handle the monolithic commitment!
How does microservices code deal with stress? It just spins up more instances of itself until the problem goes away, or someone runs out of resources!
Why did the modular code get lost? Because it couldn't find its way through all the interconnected modules without a map!
How does microservices code order a pizza? It calls one service for dough, another for sauce, and a third for toppings, hoping they all arrive at the same time!
Why did the modular code go to therapy? Because it had too many layers of abstraction and couldn't find its true self anymore!
How does microservices code make decisions? It puts it to a vote across all the services, hoping they can reach a consensus before the deadline!
Why did the modular code get promoted? Because it knew how to compartmentalize its work without causing dependency drama in the office!
How does microservices code handle a breakup? It just shuts down that service and redirects all its attention to the next available option!